Alice, 19, lives in Sweden.

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    kauvera:

    supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

    wiener-cest:

    demeaniac:

    STOP SCROLLING

    straighten your back, mate

    NOW GO ON

    woah thanks i really needed that today

    tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

    FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

    PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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    Source: demeaniac

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    hungarian:

    it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

    (via thecarpaltunnelofhatred)

    Source: hungarian

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    (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

    Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

    Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

    Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

    Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

    (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

    Source: notalwaysromantic.com

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    lionversusbear:

    dftbaexpressions:

    I detect no flaws.

    Elio & Andrew’s parody swede of Shawna & Tessa’s video.

    for the record, we didn’t make a parody. we are in no way mocking the original. it’s sweded. a tribute, an hommage. a celebration of a great piece of work in extremely low budget and shoddy production value. also apparently the majority of our video is flipped horizontally. also also, awesome. such fun!

    (via tessaviolet)

    Source: dftbaexpressions

  5.   fishingboatproceeds: TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, misogyny, general horribleness I am asked all the time why I think Professional Internet Types tend to be male more often than female. Is it because women aren’t as aggressive about building an audience and so struggle amid the media saturation? Is it because women aren’t as funny, or aren’t as talented, or blah blah blah? Maybe we need to consider that one of the central reasons women artists/vloggers/musicians/etc. are less likely to rise to prominence online is that whenever women build an audience online, men threaten those women with rape and murder. And unlike traditional celebrities, most of these women do not have the resources to hire the kind of lawyers and bodyguards that one needs to stay safe.  Like all misogyny, and I want to emphasize this, this is bad not just for women but also for all human beings. We are better off as a species if everyone has a chance to be heard, and we are worse off if talented people like Kitty Pryde don’t have the basic safety and security that one needs in order to effectively make and share stuff. But it’s not just these kinds of horrifying threats (which as pointed out above is “the most normal thing”). I also want to say something to all those guys who are like I was as a teenager, the people who aren’t sick people trying to get someone’s attention by harming or threatening them but who do have weird relationships with the women who make stuff they like.* You think that if this person knew you, you could be friends…maybe more than friends. And so you want to get her attention, so you can get to know each other, because then you’ll definitely become friends or maybe— Stop. When you start falling down that rabbit hole, stop. I know it’s hard. But stop. What we love—even if these people make highly personal and confessional vlogs or whatever—is the stuff they make, not the people themselves. And what we really want is for more of that stuff to exist in the world. So the only proper way to be a fan is to let them be, so that they can bring more good and useful stuff into the world for us to enjoy. * EDIT: Many people are yelling at me for saying the person in the above ask is not a sick person harming or threatening people. That is not what I am saying here. I am speaking to the people out there who are NOT like this person, but whose excessive and sometimes romanticized attention can shut down discourse. I thought that was pretty obvious from the grammar, but I just want to underscore it.

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    fishingboatproceeds:

    TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, misogyny, general horribleness


    I am asked all the time why I think Professional Internet Types tend to be male more often than female. Is it because women aren’t as aggressive about building an audience and so struggle amid the media saturation? Is it because women aren’t as funny, or aren’t as talented, or blah blah blah?

    Maybe we need to consider that one of the central reasons women artists/vloggers/musicians/etc. are less likely to rise to prominence online is that whenever women build an audience online, men threaten those women with rape and murder. And unlike traditional celebrities, most of these women do not have the resources to hire the kind of lawyers and bodyguards that one needs to stay safe. 

    Like all misogyny, and I want to emphasize this, this is bad not just for women but also for all human beings. We are better off as a species if everyone has a chance to be heard, and we are worse off if talented people like Kitty Pryde don’t have the basic safety and security that one needs in order to effectively make and share stuff.

    But it’s not just these kinds of horrifying threats (which as pointed out above is “the most normal thing”).

    I also want to say something to all those guys who are like I was as a teenager, the people who aren’t sick people trying to get someone’s attention by harming or threatening them but who do have weird relationships with the women who make stuff they like.* You think that if this person knew you, you could be friends…maybe more than friends. And so you want to get her attention, so you can get to know each other, because then you’ll definitely become friends or maybe—

    Stop.

    When you start falling down that rabbit hole, stop. I know it’s hard. But stop.

    What we love—even if these people make highly personal and confessional vlogs or whatever—is the stuff they make, not the people themselves. And what we really want is for more of that stuff to exist in the world. So the only proper way to be a fan is to let them be, so that they can bring more good and useful stuff into the world for us to enjoy.

    * EDIT: Many people are yelling at me for saying the person in the above ask is not a sick person harming or threatening people. That is not what I am saying here. I am speaking to the people out there who are NOT like this person, but whose excessive and sometimes romanticized attention can shut down discourse. I thought that was pretty obvious from the grammar, but I just want to underscore it.

    Source: fishingboatproceeds

  6.   littlewhitesnowowl: hrayka: wholove: I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO: Harry Potter - Lord of Sass. SAME HERE

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    littlewhitesnowowl:

    hrayka:

    wholove:

    I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:

    image

    Harry Potter - Lord of Sass.

    SAME HERE

    (via thecarpaltunnelofhatred)

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    pinkgloom92:

    vardaesque:

    pineconespinecones:

    I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

    #that meat lady was the real national treasure

    (via therandomforest)

    Source: heathel-mollis

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    tastefullyoffensive:

    [cerealbox]

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  9.   allhailkinglucci: theclearlydope: Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo. Lmao^^^^^

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    allhailkinglucci:

    theclearlydope:

    Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo.

    Lmao^^^^^

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    theatretroubles:

    #this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song 

    And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.

    I may be the only one, but I respect Enchanted as I do every other Musical—even if it wasn’t a stage production first. 

    (via therandomforest)

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    odditiesoflife:

    Red Beach, China

    Red Beach is located in the Liaohe River Delta, about 30 kilometers southwest of Panjin City in China. The beach’s unique color is caused by a type of plant called Suaeda vera or Shrubby Sea-blite which is a coastal species that flourishes in the saline-alkali soil. The plant remains green during the summer but in the fall, when the plant has matured, it takes on a deep red color creating a stunning red sea landscape. Most of Red Beach is a nature reserve and closed to the public. Only a small, remote section is open to tourists.

    (via paint-the-world-in-colour)

    Source: amusingplanet.com

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    rohnert-park:

    lushious:

    Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

    ‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

    omfg what a great man

    (via paint-the-world-in-colour)

    Source: lushious

  14.   So yeah this is a part of my room.. If anyone was interested!

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    So yeah this is a part of my room.. If anyone was interested!

    Source: therandomforest

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    marielikestodraw:

    pahnem:

    mercuriesrising:

    aparticularlygoodfinder:

    Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

    When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

    And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

    you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

    you fucking didn’t

    oh my god.

    (via tessaviolet)

    Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones