people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Anonymous asked: REMOVE POLAND
I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.– (via thejubacha)
YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
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Me tryna snapchat
I’m reblogging this now because I find it hilarious that people (at least in the US) could be seeing this right before they go to sleep.
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg